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theogblackjesus:

when she suckin’ then go for the balls

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

this literally made my stomach hurt like actual nausea I’m not being funny

hes so ugly i swear hes a demon… those teef…. im do e

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kintergarden:

walking into the living room high as fuck

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sixpathsofbased:

Mom:is that cartoon porn? 

Me:*smirks* nahhh its non pixelated english dub hentai

Mom:go outside and go get some pussy nigga

Me:

yo mom checked yo ass lmao

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